a night to remember like a prayer with no answer
a night so romantic
a night that makes me sick
a night with no answers
a night with no ends
a night with my soul mate
the night with my love

Good Night

Bht Dinon Se Thi Ye Asmaan Ki Saazish
Aj Puri Hui Unki Khuwahish
Bhig Lo Apno Ko Yad Kr K
Mubarak Ho Apko Ye Ajki Barish
,’,’Happy’,’,
,’Rainy,’,’
‘To day’,

 

 

3 things you cannot recover in life:
The WORD after its said,
the MOMENT after its missed,
and the TIME after its gone.

Kuch ajeeb faslon ka janam ho raha hai,

Naseeb mera jaag kar bhi soo raha hai,

Kaise keh doon tuta dil dharakta nahi,

jab ki aaj dil ka har tukra roo raha hai..

May the little flower,

laying in gloom,

Rise and bloom,

Swaying endlessly,

this way and that way,

Morn to dusk, everyday.

Get Well Soon!

‘Girl:
doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor:
KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Girl:
saal mein 1, 2 bar.
Doctor:
infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!..

Teacher :
Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ???

Student :
Sir 9 Hathi

Teacher :
Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala???

Student :
Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi ki Sabzi laaya hoon…

Moral :
Rozana Brush Karo Warna Petrol Mehanga Hojaaaye Ga …… :) :D :P

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

Ussey Kehna
December Laut Aya Hai
Hawayein Sard Hain
Wadiyan Bhi Dhund Mein Gum Hain
Paharhun Ne Barf Ki Shawl Oarh Rakhi Hai
Sabhi Raste Tumhari Yaad Mein
Purnam Se Lagte Hain
Jinhein Sharf-e-Muhabbat Tha
Woh Saray Cards, Woh Perfumes, Woh Choti Si Diary, Woh Terrace, Woh Chaye Jo Hum Ne Sath Mein Pi Thi,
Tumhari Yaad Dilate Hain
Tumhein Wapas Bulate Hain
Ussey Kehna
Dekho Youn Satao Na
December Laut Aya Hai
Tum Bhi Laut Aao Na!!

Wid Luv

Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi

Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn

Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

Maa ki mamta k bhi kuch andaz hote hain

jagti ankhon main bhi kuch khawab hote hain

zarori nahi ki gham main hi aansu nikle,

muskurahte aakhon main bhi sailaab hote hain

Dil ke aangan se chaand ka didar ho gaya,
Mai uska deewana ho gaya,
Chaand badlo me kho gaya,
Maine badal hatne ka intezaar kiya,
Tab tak chaand kisi aur ka ho gaya.